Dumb questions

Dumb questions

A stitch in time saves nine what?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
Do boxer shorts box?
What do penguins wear for play clothes?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Why do they call it weed when it's so hard to grow?
Are female moths called myths?
Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?
If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?
If humans have nightmares, what do horses have?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
Why are Softballs hard?
Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What is the speed of dark?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Is "tax" another way of pronouncing "takes"?